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Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

starrylambs:

Our summer has arrived people.

starrylambs:

Our summer has arrived people.

Started my work week holding up a very upset baby who was throwing up all over himself and me, while a toddler lay at my feet having a full on hysterical meltdown because the vomit issue was stopping me from getting her breakfast ready as quickly as she wanted.
At least it can only get better from here?

For the next couple of weeks my work hours are raising from my usual 42 hour week to a 54 hour week. 
That might not sound like a huge difference, but considering I’m already averaging out at least one mental breakdown at work per week as it is, it means I’m really, really dreading it.

forestcpu:

the only flag i pledge allegiance to

forestcpu:

the only flag i pledge allegiance to

(Source: caramelmew)

I’ve only been working in this new job for three weeks, and in that time I’ve managed to catch a cold, a stomach bug and now a strep throat.

Plus, judging by the red and scaly rash I get on my hands eveytime I’m there, I’m also allergic to something in the place.

Pretty sure this is just my body rejecting the whole situation.

dirtyflowerchild:

scorpionflowery:

 

is this even real holy FUCK

dirtyflowerchild:

scorpionflowery:

 

is this even real holy FUCK

(Source: skindeeptales)

My official Goodreads end of the year book count. Which I only started towards the end of June.I have read 104 books in six months. 104.That is a ridiculous amount of books!

My official Goodreads end of the year book count. Which I only started towards the end of June.

I have read 104 books in six months. 104.
That is a ridiculous amount of books!


It’s been a few years now since my dad cut off his thumb and a bit of a finger, but still every time I hear the buzz of the table saw I shudder a bit. Ick. 


bittersweetblonde:

Riverdance in a caravan!

bittersweetblonde:

Riverdance in a caravan!